The Truth Behind Sharpies

In this world, Sharpies are used for writing things, doodling on people's faces, and also other things. To you, they might seem harmless. But, today I found the secret behind Sharpies. After reading this story, it is advised that you throw away all your Sharpies because of the unholy things which are contained inside it and in the things you write with it. If you don't want to know about this, then please leave the page now.
The secret behind sharpies which I found in an old abandoned shack is truly horrifying. Please heed the warning above.
: All you have to do is take a cup of lead!
: Add it to the mix!
: Now just take a little something sweet, not sour!
: A bit of demonstone, just a pinch!
: Making these markers is such a cinch!
: Add a teaspoon of death!
: Add a little more, and you count to six-hundred-sixty-six,
: And you never get tired of writing with...
: Sharpies! So durable and deadly!
: Sharpies! Don't be too deathly!
: Sharpies! Sharpies, sharpies, SHARPIES!
: - On paper, the author is said to be Sharpie Pie
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: Please do not use Sharpies anymore. This is supposedly part of a demonic ritual which is about the creation of sharpies. They contain murderous materials. Again, please dispose of them immediately.
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